So what's going on then?

Well there is bugger all to write about really. the Zimbabwean election was run and won by Bobby Mugabe a month ago................. so no news there then.

The German Chancellor will not be going to the opening ceremony of the Olympic games.........and Beijing has pulled a funny face and said "who she?".......and no.................. they will not be inviting the Dali Lama to dinner either...................Gordon Brown will be going...........to show his support.................for....................Haggis..............perhaps?

It's understood that all Chinese athletes have been training with coal bags over their heads.........................and Beijing city council.......far from cutting back on cars in the run up to the games will be handing out old diesel bangers to all families in the city who have stuck to the one child rule.........this is in an effort to cut down on the population and the inevitable pollution that a two or even three child family would bring.

The man in the picture is a good man who has just turned 60. 60 is the new 43. the only difficult issues he might have is his irrational support for the foreign football club in London housed in an Ars 'n 'ell or perhaps Wenger............(A Wenger must surely be quiet big to house and entire footie team in there!).................or is it Tchel C...............can never get the names of these people who come over here and make loads of money playing with balls...............very un English I might add.

It's interesting to note that there is a half naked man in the television screen in the top right hand corner of the picture............is this what these people do.

what else................ah..................................there was an Arab summit
in Syria..........where many of the Arab nations stayed away but Syria deemed it to be a success. That is a Mugabeism.

G.W.Bush said that what is happening at present in Iraq is a defining moment in it's history................that Bushism has turned into a Mugabeism.............they ..................I am talking George and Bobby............ have even more in common than just talking shit.................they play with ballot papers........................stuff boxes with some and wipe their arses with others and and run around the playpen shouting
"Wadda we want.......................demokracie...............wen d'ya wannit..........................nah"............................sorry....jus joking u." "Hey...u........................bang bang.........u dead"

The only good news is that the man in the picture is 60 and that 60 is the new 43..........and it's a fallacy that only the good die young............................Bobby M is 700 and will be with us for eternity..............................but hey.......................I blame Queen Victoria, Henry the Eighth, Nero, Rasputin and Joan of Arc for the problems in Zimbabwe. I will start a campaign to get the Brits, The Italians, The French and the Russians to make an apology and pay compensation into the BIG B's bank account..........in sterling of course.

Anyway.......happy birthday Phil..........................................did the college pay for the bash..........they should have?