Jade is the 25 most infleshoe-al person on da planet. If you did not pray before this....you betta get going now.
As a way of trying to inoculate myself from the news I thought an Eames chair would go some way of restoring the balance between the profoundly trite decadent folly and the occasional spark of beauty.
What's been happening...............pre-christmas.............mother started "dying" and then didn't.............I think she has agreed to wait at least until Easter to give me the chance to get back to Africa to see her.
Saddam was hanged.........................................and a very ugly mobile phone video was made of the event......................not unlike the morons in this country who videoed themselves kicking a guy to death on the South Bank a couple of years ago.
Did Saddam deserve to die....probably................should he have died in this manner...........No?
Is it not possible for the UN to set up an international holding area in, say Antarctica.....................somewhere .......cold, nasty and smelly........where assholes like him can be housed to see out their days........collecting penguin shit?
At this juncture we need to turn to Zznnade Joodie in the Celebrity Big Brother house and ask her to make an appeal to the world for peace, goodness, kindness and creativity to all.........................and if, like me, you are an unbeliever.................get on your knees and mediate on the failings of rationality, the fickleness of the human spirit and the perverse nature of love.........................and then understand why Glade Joody is the 25 most isnfluensh-al pershone on da planet.......................................at least she seems to be sweet...............and as a last resort...............heaven help us!.
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