Breaking News...Saddam claims USA tortured him!
No, please no....no, no, no, no fucked up American official, soldier,general, care in the community president or other imbecile would allow that to happen.
Saddam...please...say this isn't so.
They wouldn't do that to you.
They might have stuck a stick in your mouth to get a sample for some DNA profile and all of it on TV for us to savor.
They may even have thrown a nasty smelly non toxic gas down your Saddam Rathole when they were capturing you...but they would never ever torture you...............stop being American, ..........tell the truth.....you're bullshitting.....this is a stupid/clever Saddam ploy to discredit the US forces, cause havoc at your trial.
I want you behind bars Saddam, I want you to be somewhere hellish, somewhere to rot and reflect on your grotesque rampaging insane rule. I almost want you dead like your miserable manic sons who tortured and killed with impunity. No....I want you in a cell with cocksucking Bob Mugabe.....he who is sooooooooooofucked in the head that he believes that anyone who disagrees with him is torturing him...that's where I want you....so please say this isn't so. And tell me.....help me here...define torture.....your pre war version....if you can't get the answer from beatings, electric shocks, rape ...you killed and gassed....or our European convention type definition where raising ones voice and keeping you awake at night asking questions is classed as torture.
The trouble is though Sad, can I call you that?...the trouble is.................. I don't believe you ....and the sad ( Not Sad ) thing is I don't believe any US denial either. They have bullshited... like you....all over the place....they even kept you in power at one stage and lied about that. They fucked up in Chile and lied, they fucked around in Greece and Italy and lied........they have been a big fat arsed bully for quiet some time....OMG they even invented the fucking Taliban................you know Osama and that lot. However right now I have not heard of them killing thousands of their people, by beating, bullet, torture and gas...............and in light of that ..............I can handle their lying somewhat more than yours...............and in fact Sad, sad that it may seem................ for someone so liberal.......... I almost dont give a shit what they do to you as long as it doesn't affect the trial.
But there you go....it probably will...........and that makes me angry....................and there is nothing I can do about it...............so I'll shoot off....have something to eat, look at some porn, have a wank and go to sleep.
So mate, tell us just once.............it isn't so.
Saddam...please...say this isn't so.
They wouldn't do that to you.
They might have stuck a stick in your mouth to get a sample for some DNA profile and all of it on TV for us to savor.
They may even have thrown a nasty smelly non toxic gas down your Saddam Rathole when they were capturing you...but they would never ever torture you...............stop being American, ..........tell the truth.....you're bullshitting.....this is a stupid/clever Saddam ploy to discredit the US forces, cause havoc at your trial.
I want you behind bars Saddam, I want you to be somewhere hellish, somewhere to rot and reflect on your grotesque rampaging insane rule. I almost want you dead like your miserable manic sons who tortured and killed with impunity. No....I want you in a cell with cocksucking Bob Mugabe.....he who is sooooooooooofucked in the head that he believes that anyone who disagrees with him is torturing him...that's where I want you....so please say this isn't so. And tell me.....help me here...define torture.....your pre war version....if you can't get the answer from beatings, electric shocks, rape ...you killed and gassed....or our European convention type definition where raising ones voice and keeping you awake at night asking questions is classed as torture.
The trouble is though Sad, can I call you that?...the trouble is.................. I don't believe you ....and the sad ( Not Sad ) thing is I don't believe any US denial either. They have bullshited... like you....all over the place....they even kept you in power at one stage and lied about that. They fucked up in Chile and lied, they fucked around in Greece and Italy and lied........they have been a big fat arsed bully for quiet some time....OMG they even invented the fucking Taliban................you know Osama and that lot. However right now I have not heard of them killing thousands of their people, by beating, bullet, torture and gas...............and in light of that ..............I can handle their lying somewhat more than yours...............and in fact Sad, sad that it may seem................ for someone so liberal.......... I almost dont give a shit what they do to you as long as it doesn't affect the trial.
But there you go....it probably will...........and that makes me angry....................and there is nothing I can do about it...............so I'll shoot off....have something to eat, look at some porn, have a wank and go to sleep.
So mate, tell us just once.............it isn't so.
